The Perfect Scientists

There used to be some chemicals.

Then some chemicals thought of arranging themselves into an RNA and become a virus and there was a virus.

Then a virus thought of turning his RNA into an advanced DNA and become a germ and there was a germ.

Then two germs thought of becoming a multi-cell insect and there was an insect, male and female.

Then a pair of insects thought of becoming a bird and be better off and there was a bird, male and female.

Then a pair of birds thought of becoming a four legged animal and walk instead of flying and there was an animal, male and female.

Then a pair of animals thought of becoming a predator and eat delicious meat instead of grass and there was a predator, male and female.

Then a pair of predators thought of becoming an ape and live in a group and there was an ape, male and female.

Then a pair of apes thought of becoming a man and learn to talk and there was a man, male and female.

Then a pair of man and woman thought of becoming a God and bring some sense to all this nonsense and there was a God, Father and Son.

Then God thought “These scientists are idiots. Why not start from the Creator and keep things simple in the first place? Why do evil and say ‘There’s no God’ and end up with God, nevertheless?”

End of the evolution cycle.

What’s so hard about becoming a God, after all, eh?

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The Perfect Scientists

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