Good And Bad Spoils of King Jesus

In an earlier post titled,  Baptism of Love,  I presented my theory of Correct Baptism and why Baptism with Water doesn’t work.

Herewith, see some examples of both Good and Bad examples of Jesus’ Baptism.

After Cain murdered his twin brother, Abel, he feared his mom and fled from the face of the Lord (his mom) eastward of Eden (Skopje).

He became a fugitive and a vagabond, stealing food and stuff until he reached Nod, Turkey.

Jesus met him there and told him his sin had made him a fugitive and a vagabond.

Cain complained of his harsh punishment. Jesus asked him to enter Nod and marry the girl he was going to fall in love with her.

He was led to his soulmate by Jesus.

As soon as Cain slept with his soulmate, the woman God had created from his rib, she filled his heart with love and the Holy Spirit descended upon him.

He was baptized with the fire of love and became a saint. He changed his name to Seth.

Therefore, anyone who’ll curse Cain will be cursed sevenfold.

Moses also killed an Egyptian and fled to Sinai where he found Ziporah, his soulmate, and was baptized by the fire of love.

Jacob stole the blessings that belonged to Esau and fled to his uncle, Laban.

He fell in love with Rachel but Jesus tricked him into first marrying Leah THEN Rachel.

When he returned to his mom, he sent his family and everyone else ahead. Then the strange boat guy (Jesus) wrestled with him all night to give Esau and his soulmate, Leah, time to sleep with each other.

Problems solved.

David married strange flesh. But one day, he saw Bethsheba, wife of his neighbor, Uriah, the Hittite.

He slept with her but was not baptized. He remained a sinner because Bethsheba was a married woman because David had also married strange flesh.

Adultery spoiled his baptism.

David then conspired and killed Uriah.

Uriah should have obeyed God-appointed king but he didn’t so God didn’t save him from death.

After Bethsheba became a widow and David slept with her, he was baptized and received the Holy Spirit, became a saint and no longer sinned.

His first sex with Bethsheba was a bad example of Baptism and it didn’t work. His later sex with her worked.

Lamech married two women and lied about becoming a saint and changed his name to Enoch. He killed two men AFTER acclaimed baptism and was killed by his wives, an act of God.

Ham also lied and changed his name to Canaan. He sinned AFTER his fake baptism and was cursed by Noah.

Anyone marrying strange flesh will also receive the curse of Canaan. He’ll become a slave of slaves.

God married me to my older brother’s soulmate and he tried day in, day out for years on end to find a way to sleep with her but failed because she was married to me and I’m a saint, already baptized since August 28, 1996.

He first tried to force me to marry someone else but failed.

After I married his soulmate, he and my wife tried to kill me but failed. They paid a shrink, locked me in a mental asylum who subjected me to electric shocks but failed.

They paid police to lodge a false case against me but failed. They paid doctors to kill me but failed. They paid a Mufti (religious judge) to declare me an apostate and hang me but failed.

My brother tried to bribe me with money but I refused.

He then offered his beautiful wife in exchange for a night with my wife but I still refused.

For years, my wife also tried to turn me away from God but she failed.

Finally, my wife made a deal with God.

Then God showed me a strange way to divorce my wife that you can read in the memoir series titled  My Strange Divorce.

It was impossible for me to divorce my wife but Jesus found a beautiful way.

My story is not fiction nor entertainment. It’s not about MY problem. It’s about ALL problems of the world.

note: This post is dedicated to  OneAnna65,  a survivor and my good reader.

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Good And Bad Spoils of King Jesus

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