Note: This is a two-part post. Make sure you read Part 2 also.
Soon after our marriage, my wife asked me why did I marry.
I said “For sex. And why did you marry?” She had intrigued me by that question, as if there could be other reasons for people to marry!
“For children”, she answered.
I was so shocked, I was speechless and looked at her in total disbelief.
Then I remembered once asking my 6-year-old niece whether she liked to be a pilot or a teacher, when she grew up. She said “I want to become mom”!
I didn’t understand her funny answer.
So I then asked her 3-year-old sister what SHE wanted to be.
She said “I want to become grandma”!
I burst into a laugh.
She thought since “mom” had been reserved by her older sister, she could only choose to become “grandma”!
Their mother, my brother’s wife was nearby, cooking food. I glanced at her but she only added to my confusion because she was not amused by her daughters’ strange answers.
My wife’s unexpected answer had explained my nieces’ strange answers and their mother’s strange lack of amusement so I knew she had told me an amazing truth.
I had quizzed my nieces as part of my studies of Artificial Intelligence, one of two tasks God gave me when I went to jail.
After a few more days, my wife again asked me a strange question. She asked me how frequently I liked to make love.
I said “At least 5 times a week. Why?” She again surprised me by her answer, “I’m more like once a month”! (The day she lays an egg.)
That really shocked & jolted. It worried me because we had just married and I was on fire.
Now let me tell you what women want. A lady won’t tell but I’m a guy so I will tell you honestly.
Women and men are not the same nor equal.
A girl dreams of becoming a mother since her childhood. That’s why she agrees to making love.
Moreover, women’s rule is FIRST LOVE THEN SEX. While a man’s rule is LOVE MEANS SEX AND SEX MEANS LOVE.
A woman says “NO LOVE, NO SEX”. A man thinks “NO SEX MEANS NO LOVE.”
Women are all daughters of God and all men are sons of the devil. So women do not want to be equal to us.
They are better.
God asked women to produce children and nurture them and they will give ANYTHING to become a mother.
But when God asked men to serve women so that they can produce children and nurture them, men rebelled.
Instead of serving their women, they tried to rule them. They are evil so they went further and became violent husbands.
God sent a deluge and killed every living thing. When Noah went to sleep inside his ark one night, God shut the door locked.
When Noah tried to get out in the morning, he couldn’t. He looked outside and saw that the stuck door had saved his life because there was strange rain outside. Soon, the ark was floating on water.
After the Deluge, Canaan saw Noah’s nakedness, his wife. That’s why Noah cursed Canaan and his likes who do not respect women.
God has put Cherubim to guard the way to the Tree of Life so that no man will eat from it and live forever. I used to call the Holy Spirit “Tree of Life” because its fruit was an eternal life.
God never withholds the Holy Spirit from women.
But if a man says he got the Holy Spirit, then he is either ignorant or a liar.
Later on, men did another mischief.
They tried to build the Tower of Babylon (an evil empire) and they thought of building a walled city to escape the consequences of their wars.
God confused their tongues and the First Reich was delayed until the Germans built it.
Men had started calling upon the name of the Lord, a violation of the Third Commandment that says “You shall not abuse the name of God your lord”.
Then the abuse of God’s name caused troubles to women and God decided that His spirit (women) shall not strive with men forever and He drastically reduced our life span to 120 years because she’s also flesh.
Now throughout history, God has been wrestling with us, men. Why so?
Because if I write with white ink on a white paper, you’ll not see anything.
And if I write with blue ink on a blue paper, you’ll again not see anything.
But if I write with one color on a paper of another color, then you shall see!
So we can’t see good nor evil. We can only learn if we have both good and evil, side-by-side. Hence, the necessity of devil and evil in the world.
God is not angry with the devil. It’s God who created him to be His opposite, and be a liar and a murderer so that we’ll learn good and evil.
God didn’t either forbid the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. It was just a building containing several laboratories and kitchens, staffed by devils.
I used to call it The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil because its fruit was to tell whether something was good (useful) or evil (harmful),
Kindly proceed to Part 2…